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Stealing Demotivational Poster


SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter...


TAGS: dexter stealing tv security note
Rating: 4.03/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:46 pm
There's a reason I never watched that show... Care to guess it!?


IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!




STEALING - Don't do it... The Government hates competition


TAGS: stealing is bad
Rating: 4.24/5

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M0rd3kaI - October 29, 2013, 7:02 pm
Old poster, very much forgotten, no matter how bad...
fascistfrenchman - October 27, 2013, 7:41 pm
Old joke, very much overdone... no matter how true.
Reality Lord - February 2, 2012, 7:24 am

i'm a ron paul fan as well.


GERMANS - You know you have Germans at your holiday resort if there have been beach towels on the sun loungers since 6am.




TRADITION -


TAGS: history of drunks wake up paul stealing a lexus
Rating: 3.54/5

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Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:46 pm
By the way...not s******ing is just about the answer to everything...no matter what your peers tell you. There's also the "don't inhale rule" but no one takes that seriously. It's just something you say after you've taken office.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:44 pm
Cool! I think I read somewhere that 2.9 is the new 5.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:42 pm
Great pic, great lead, great punchline. This has all the earmarks of a 2.9!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Or go ahead and give those cups to that one kid who's always trying to sell you lemonade. Say its a gift and watch the fun.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
LMAO, Bart.... that's your answer to EVERYTHING!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:39 pm
Same rule as the poison toothpaste...just don't s******. lol
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:46 pm
While Bart has been there at tleast twice (and done that), I am pretty sure China is sending us those cups now. I just picked up my set of lead-based silverware yesterday. They feature spongebob.
Bart - November 1, 2009, 7:25 pm
You've stolen a car? Hell...judging by your comment(s) you stole two! Remind me never to pass out around Iceman. jk Thanks for commenting. I'm glad you liked the poster.
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 4:00 pm
Been there, done that. ;)
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 3:59 pm
Been there, done that. ;)


CAT BUGLARS - Get me the extra-extra-extra small zip-tie cuffs, quick!


TAGS: cats buglars guns stealing funny
Rating: 3.25/5

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CloudchaserS - December 31, 2012, 12:08 pm
The first time I saw that, I laughed so hard, I fell off my dinosaur and it's still funny! 5L!


Exploitation -




SUPPLIER KICK BACKS - Do you think someone will notice?


TAGS: kickbacks money stealing fraud
Rating: 2.56/5


ASKING - It's for wussies. Taking is for the Awesome.




BECAUSE - it tasted like crap.




STEALING YOUR WIFE -




Looting -


TAGS: riots looting stealing theft crime
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - September 28, 2016, 11:38 pm
Very funny, MissPriss.
MissPriss - September 28, 2016, 12:16 pm
I need a new truck...c'mon God a little help here cuz this thing is too heavy for 1 person to push teehee.


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